Good morning, Happy McBlog. The Earth says Hello!

After carefully reading my last blog I've decided to leave this one on a more positive note. So here's some negative facts before I go on.

My brother has chicken pox.

I have a bright yellow bike with red and yellow tassels hanging off the handlebars.

I've got a college induction day tomorrow and I'm scared that someone will punch me in the sunburn.

Apollo Justice is related to Trucy Wright?!?! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

I fell over whilst doing a three-legged race (invented by immigrants) and hurt my ankle.

England lost to Germany 2-4. Not ONE. TWO. Incompetent fucking referees. Now they're out of the world cup. Great one you slaag.

Now for some good things.

I made a Twitter list!

My IQ is 118, and I'm only 15.

I don't go to school.

When David Cameron went to Oxford, he liked the Smiths. I like the Smiths! We are perfect for eachother.

Apparently Primark do the shoes I want for £8 instead of £25. WAAAAAAAAAAAY.

John James off Big Brother FINALLY took his shirt off for the cameras yesterday.